You have a body of a God... BUDDHA!
by gagacompound

Read a study that says 80% of Americans prefer using drugs to fight depression. I guess the rest of us still rely on #chocolate
by SSRadioDJs

The iPad is being used to help people speak with dolphins. The dolphins first message was “%*&! #BP!”
by SSRadioDJs

If Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner got married, they'll both be Taylor Lautner :)
by carlagalvez

"Is that a Kindle in your pocket or you just happy to see me?" N. Wylie Jones www.knowords.com
by Wylieknowords

"Kindle--WARNING: May cause verbal enhancement." N. Wylie Jones www.knowords.com
by Wylieknowords

"Not knowing literary allusions was his Achilles' heel." N. Wylie Jones www.knowords.com
by Wylieknowords

"Anonymous is unknown's famous older brother." N. Wylie Jones www.knowords.com
by Wylieknowords

"Does this (((TWEET))) make me look fat." N. Wylie Jones www.knowords.com
by Wylieknowords

"Taste makes waist." N. Wylie Jones www.knowords.com
by Wylieknowords